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The Department of Questionable Engineering promotes rigorous-looking procedures, extremely official documentation, and solutions that may be technically correct yet spiritually reckless.
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Mission
To advance innovation through disciplined confusion, ceremonial process, and the responsible operation of delightfully over-engineered mechanisms.
For inquiries, proposals, and ceremonial approvals, contact the Department using official channels below.
Programs
Ensuring every solution includes at least three layers of verification and one unnecessary lever.
Improving performance by adding components until the diagram becomes impressive.
Official forms, stamps, and certifications that strongly suggest legitimacy.
Contact
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