Patent Portfolio
Microservice Pencil Sharpener
All the reliability of a pencil sharpener, mediated by a federation of twelve single-purpose services.
Biometric Thermostat
Regulating room temperature used to take a second. The Department fixed that.
Edge-Computed Parking Meter
Renting curb space used to take a second. The Department fixed that.
Sharded Ceiling Fan
All the reliability of a ceiling fan, mediated by a horizontally partitioned data plane.
Quantum-Ready Parking Meter
Renting curb space used to take a second. The Department fixed that.
Biometric Doorbell
Announcing visitors, now with 5 components and a change advisory board.
Chaos-Engineered Whiteboard
Finally, a whiteboard that requires you to tolerate deliberate random failures injected during business hours.
Edge-Computed Pencil Sharpener
Sharpening pencils used to take a second. The Department fixed that.
Blockchain-Verified Traffic Cone
All the reliability of a traffic cone, mediated by a distributed immutable ledger.
Telemetry-Enabled Mailbox
Finally, a mailbox that requires you to emit 4,000 metrics per second describing its own performance.
Federated Welcome Mat
Greeting guests at the door used to take a second. The Department fixed that.
End-to-End-Encrypted Watering Can
All the reliability of a watering can, mediated by a zero-knowledge privacy envelope.
AI-Optimized Salt Shaker
Finally, a salt shaker that requires you to provide feedback on every action to improve future performance.
Idempotent Revolving Door
Finally, a revolving door that requires you to attach a unique idempotency key to every button press.
Microservice Traffic Cone
All the reliability of a traffic cone, mediated by a federation of twelve single-purpose services.
Enterprise Toast Protocol
Distributed bread-browning across a three-node toasting cluster. Raft consensus required before crust commitment. P99 latency: 4 min.
Kubernetes Kettle
Hot water delivery containerized across three pods with HPA. Autoscales to zero. Cold-water mode during pod startup.
The Consensus Pen
Ballpoint pen backed by a distributed ledger. 51% validator consensus required per character. Throughput: ~4 chars/min.
OAuth Refrigerator
Cold storage gated by OAuth 2.0 + PKCE. Scope-tiered drawer access. Refresh tokens expire every 60 minutes.